i tried to grab fog
but i mist
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do
Wait. You have less shootings? But it was after you put higher restrictions on guns? I don’t understand. That would never work in America. It makes too much…what’s it called. Too much sense, that’s right.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
OKAY SO CAN WE TALK ABOUT IF ROCKET STARTS TRYING TO TEACH BABY GROOT HOW TO SPEAK WORDS OTHER THAN I AM GROOT AND BABY GROOT GETTING REALLY FRUSTRATED SO ROCKET WATERS HIM WITH A WATERING CAN TO MAKE HIM HAPPY AND BABY GROOT DANCES IN THE RAIN I THINK I’M GOING TO EXPLODE
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
what in the pure fuck
HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!
"we don’t have a gun problem" they said
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem