parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

thotstothinkabout:

thefitrasta:

Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16

SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE

newkidzonthecock:

readmyshiet:

puppy95:

bile7:

What I do?

she done she gone

she was like “okaaay”

She’s 100% done

bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

novub:

it appears that i am… (adjusts glasses) (flips through pages of memo pad) (presses fingers to temples) (sweats) (whispers) …. gay

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

viciouscunt:

weed-plnts:

supramitch:

The car enthusiast, who is a member of the U.S. Military, hated the car’s silver color. One evening, he let his wife doodle on a few scratches on the bumper, and when the sun came up and he saw her stunningly intricate and elegant drawings, they knew they had to forge on. While he worked on tuning the insides, she drew on the car.

After roughly 100 hours of work and several clear coats to protect the design, they had an impressively beautiful car that they had tuned up as a team! (x)

i swear i saw this like YEARS ago, why did it only resurface now ? 

woahhhhhh hope he never sells that car

This is adorable and awesome

thepocketwatchparadox:

davestrider:

dreamingdusk:

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.

thepocketwatchparadox:

davestrider:

dreamingdusk:

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.

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doshegotab00ty:

stunningpicture:

So I painted my dog…


Holy shit that’s sick!

doshegotab00ty:

stunningpicture:

So I painted my dog…

Holy shit that’s sick!

the-perks-0f-being-a-cactus:

cor-arcanus:

kcesliv-irot:

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OMG THIS IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

this is how my kids will learn the alphebet

praetorium:

#Street rt byDavid Zinn

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…