i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
My favorite part of kissing is when you are both just giving small kisses then all of a sudden they would bite your lip then shit gets real.
ugh and smiling in between every kiss
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing